Arakelyan's Andrei Labinsky post

inspired by
http://slovari.yandex.ru/~%D0%BA%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B3%D0%B8/%D0%9E%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5%20%D0%BF%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%86%D1%8B/%D0%9B%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9%20%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B9%20%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87/
and
http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9,_%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B9_%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87

with some funny Bablefish translation